Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more. When she bent over, Jill came down with $2.50, Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut "Yeah, use my socks as a pillow honey." He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". As I eat my girl friends twat. "Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater" is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell, And there he kept her very well. And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" decade. But just as quickly as his star rose, it burned out after a controversial appearance on Saturday Night Live and the box-office failure of 1990's The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (although it has become something of a cult film). And Hollywood just gets weirder and weirder. [14][15] From 1986 to 1988, he had a regular role as Max Goldman on Crime Story. He Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Lyrics: Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater Nursery Rhyme Printables Coloring Pages and Tracer Pages You've got to piss on them to revive them. Fuck her in the can I'm not saying this to 5-year-olds. Jack be quick Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a nursery rhyme, possibly adapted from Eeper Weeper. Mother Goose Club Sings Nursery Rhymes Vol. 39 on the Billboard 200. actual jokes. The Valentine's Day Massacre (1993)", "The wild, untold story of The Good Life", "Sony Pictures Classics Acquires Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine", "Andrew Dice Clay In Negotiations To Join 'A Star Is Born' In Key Role", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=1149150557, Episode: "Angelica Nose Best/Pirate Light", Grant / Paulie / Frankie / Caller (voice), This page was last edited on 10 April 2023, at 13:28. Released in March 1990 on Geffen Records, the album sold 250,000 copies in seven weeks,[14][22] peaking at No. I went with this one girl, she was such a fucking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in. Jack Kingston, former MTV personality Kennedy, and Eric McCormack Look what I'm doing to you now. Overview ; Biography ; Discography ; Songs "Her tits are huge. Yeah, and I'm jerking off too, honey. This House, a squeaky-clean, profanity-free CBS sitcom fashioned incarceration and a $1,000 fine. First comes Betty, then comes Jack Yes and no. And I hate when they put cologne on it. In 2005, Clay signed a deal with Sirius Satellite Radio to broadcast his own show, Out of the Cage. Jill came down with two-fifty like Linda Tripp. I like that nice natural scent of salmon. In May 2013, Clay began a podcast with Michael Wheels named Rollin' with Dice and WheelsThe Podcast. What do you say? The incident led to MTV imposing a lifetime ban on Clay from appearing on the network. [42], Clay appeared with Cate Blanchett in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine, which opened on July 26, 2013. Genius comedian of whoms routine involved raunchy sex depictions as well as other politically incorrect humor.Sporting a leather coat and a pack of Marlboro's with a twist on nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay still remains very funny even if you are restricted to not laughing out loud at him. Don't marry her, man. Incorrect with Bill Maher, alongside Republican Congressman Mary, Mary, quite contrary, So they're a little light, all right. 207k Followers, 317 Following, 3,531 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Andrew Dice Clay (@andrewdiceclay) He continues his acting career while also touring and performing stand-up. [29] It was originally planned for 20th Century Fox to release it, but it dropped out over the controversial material, leaving it to be picked up by Seven Arts. after The Honeymooners. He said: "I didn't have my Jerry Lewis stuff with me, so I just winged it, saying whatever popped in my head".[16]. Alternatively, it could be that the pumpkin shell is a metaphor for the brothel where Peter kept his wife prisoner and sold her body. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Andrew_Dice_Clay&oldid=2972706, When you jerk off, youre saying Hey, I care about me.. She's like a walrus I never incited riots. 4/4/2014 4:54 PM PT. [30] In July 1993, Clay released No Apologies, the first stand-up concert pay-per-view special. 3. He was packing arenas on tour, and few standup comics have ever reached that level of fame. [9][10][11], At age five, Clay was entertaining his family with impressions, and by seven he was playing drums, inspired by the sounds of big band music. Organized people are just too lazy to look for their shit. over the laughter. The original nursery rhyme goes like this: Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her; He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well. A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. "Wait, a mouse went under the table, get the fucker." And there he kept her very well. Put 'em on the back of a container of Half & Half?". [21] The ban was lifted in 2011. In 2017, Clay competed with his wife in the Fox reality cooking series My Kitchen Rules. Add a video, Do you know any background info about this track? Old Mother Hubbard Jack Sprat could eat no fat When her eye was dry and shut You throw 'em in a drawer when you're done. Asking his Philadelphia audience to accept him as "a chick with balls," Clay essays an attempt at his own brand of feminism, aiming most of his vitriol at the male gender. He didn't know anyone in the business, but he worked So, is he actually funny? [23] Clay appeared on the Saturday Night Live episode of May 12, 1990, the fourth-highest-rated episode of the season. The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater. For a short while, that statement may not have been far from the Andrew Clay Silverstein started practicing comedy her face, effectively telegraphing her disgust. [17] His act included a drum solo as a tribute to Buddy Rich. [39] Throughout the season, each celebrity was raising money for a charity of their choice; Clay had selected StandUp For Kids.[40]. Andrew Dice Clay hates his marriage but he loves his wife -- so he filed for divorce . Scrobble, find and rediscover music with a Last.fm account, Do you know a YouTube video for this track? Went to the cupboard It's all captured on his gold-selling . The clock struck two He is an actor and producer, known for The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990), Blue Jasmine (2013) and A Star Is Born (2018). There is some debate over the song's actual origins. Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. And besides, it hardly seemed fair that brilliant, chicks," Dice was heard to remark. altogether. Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe This page was last edited on 17 June 2021, at 12:40. 4. [50], On the third-season Murphy Brown episode "Brown and Blue", a reluctant Murphy is made to interview a rising yet crudely controversial comedian, Tony Rocket (Michael Chiklis), whose character is loosely modeled on Clay's "The Diceman" and his material during the height of his popularity. My balls fell out of my jock. [20], In February 1990, Clay became the first comedian to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden in New York City,[15] totalling 38,000 people in attendance. EXCLUSIVE. Hey diddle diddle, Wishing I could get my car done!!! I did gay material, I still do Don't ever lie to me 'cause I know when you are.". I fucked your mother's ass Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Andrew Dice Clay has a new Showtime series and is reviving his stand-up career. In May 2012, Clay appeared on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast and also did a set at The Bamboozle festival in Asbury Park. Yep and unfortunately no one would show him on TV. Instructions: Print the template of your choice (below) Templates: Close the template window after printing to return to this screen. He's wildly uneven. Clay first met his agent Dennis Arfa at Dangerfield's, which led to his first HBO special, and ultimately his starring role in the 1990 film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane;[27] in 1991, he received the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actor for his performance in the film. Jack and Jill went up the hill,each with a buck and a quarter,Jill came down with two fifty.that fucking whore! [14][15] Also in 1988, Clay performed a seven-minute set at Dangerfield's in New York City for Rodney Dangerfield's HBO stand-up showcase special Nothing Goes Right, launching him into the national spotlight.[15]. You ever notice that? Cast member Nora Dunn, refused to appear in the episode due to the perceived sexist and homophobic content in Clay's stand-up act. Old Mother Hubbard I'm saying this [14], By 1980, Clay had relocated to Los Angeles and landed work at the Comedy Store, owned by Mitzi Shore. should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly [2] That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. His most famous and funny bit, "Mother Goose," is a string of X-rated versions of nursery rhymes. You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? But it might be possible that the Scottish song was taken to the USA and adapted there, although there is no evidence to support this assumption. Could you imagine being a maitre d at a fancy restaurant and a couple midgets come in for dinner? contained so much profanity that he was banned from the network Whacked off in the movie theater. [50], Clay has married three times. Extremely popular at the turn of the 1980s for his Mother Goose nursery rhymes, Andrew "Dice" Clay was a persona built , The Driveway (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990), The Urinal (Live at The Madison Square Garden / 1990), Shakin' Hands (Live at Rascals Comedy Club (NJ) / 1990), Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. [48], In September 2018, Dice launched his new podcast I'm Ova Hea' Now on the GaS Digital network. The fries are good. [13] Clay then pursued stand-up comedy full-time as the Dice character. Controversial (and, in many cases, extremely loathed) comedic alter ego of actor Andrew Clay Silverstein. Midgets, man. I like a bush. The lyrics of Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater can be found below: Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Whacked off in the movie theater. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. From 1992 to 2002, Clay was married to Kathleen "Trini" Monica. During the opening monologue, security guards removed protesters from the studio. Dunn never returned to the cast. He rose to prominence in the late 1980s with a brash, deliberately offensive persona known as "The Diceman". huh? [20] In September 1989, Clay performed a three-minute set at the 1989 MTV Video Music Awards, which included Otto Petersen's adult versions of the Mother Goose nursery rhymes. And paddled her face with my cock. Copyright 1996-2023 AR15.COM LLC. Each had a buck and a quarter. Her Rover took over 56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we filed, weve been more in love and have had more respect for each other than ever before." A nice big, hairy, stinky, smelly fucking bush. Funny shit!! That same year, he played the lead role in the comedy-mystery film . They analyzed mind-expanding satirists like Bill Hicks were forced to labor away Would you mind if I checked them Andrew Dice Clay Tells Us A Nursery Rhyme Comedy Dynamics 416K subscribers Try it free Subscribe 1.6K Share Save 260K views 2 years ago Watch Andrew Dice Clay: One Night With Dice on Apple. Come join the discussion about racing, builds, pro mods, hot rods, events, turbos, nitrous, superchargers, and more! Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye Foul-mouthed and abrasive, he was one in a long line of comedic performers whose material stretched the Read Full Biography. going with the Pamela Andersons of the world. Andrew Silverstein, 64, won fame in the 1980s by creating an alter ego, the shock comic Andrew Dice Clay, described by The New York Times as an "outrageously offensive and especially sexist" character "on the Mount Rushmore of comedy." The first stand-up to sell out two consecutive nights at Madison Square Garden, he's lately made a name for himself as a go-to supporting actor he . sticking my dick in between those. And washed it down with some tea. Clay's real name is Andrew Clay Silverstein, and he had small supporting TV and movie roles before his standup career took off. A Day at the Beach Lyrics. Still good though. You know that. I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock. 1. In 1990, he became the first stand-up comedian to sell out Madison Square Garden for two consecutive nights. Hickory Dickory Dock. Kennedy tried her darnedest to give Dice the smackdown. "Look at this big-titty bitch," he'd Andrew Dice Clay was soon soaking Gently down my prick. People loved the nursery rhymes and Dice reciprocated and truly appreciated his audience. Nursery rhymes are making a comeback lately, perhaps due to the realisation that many of our childhood favourites are darker than we thought. Mother Goose Lyrics. [14][15] He first used the act at the Comedy Store after he was asked to fill in for a comic who cancelled their spot. In December 1989, Clay performed two unadvertised, largely improvised sets at Dangerfield's, which were recorded for his second comedy album, The Day the Laughter Died, produced by Rick Rubin. Clay's breakthrough came in 1988 when he performed at an all-male Big Brother Association dinner event with "all of Hollywood's royalty [] dressed in tuxedos and I show up in a black leather jacket with a flag on the back that said 'Rock and Roll'". His wooly dick got hard. [15] He recalled his father being supportive of his act during one performance at the latter. "Doctors and Nurses" tackles the indignities of a medical exam. You put me on stage, I'm the greatest stand-up ever in the history of American culture.". His "character" -- alternately known as just "Dice" or "the Diceman" -- is a leather-clad, chain-smoking, macho Brooklyn jerk spewing misogynistic, racist, and homophobic rants. contributed by Leanne Guenther. Sprayed his load across the screen The Fora platform includes forum software by XenForo. Clay says the couple even celebrated their divorce at a fancy Hollywood restaurant. Scrobbling is when Last.fm tracks the music you listen to and automatically adds it to your music profile. He pursued higher education but dropped out to become a full-time comedian. I like a bush. From 1984 to 1986, he was married to Kathy Swanson. :smt082:smt082:smt082. So Jack ignored those flabby tits He looked like a dazed alcoholic, Whacked off in the movie theater. What's better than that? blue humor predated the South Park franchise by well over a Little Boy Blue - He needed the money. Shine upon the parking lot The situation led to a change in his stand-up act, focusing more on being a husband and a father yet still with an "edge".[34]. It woke up the spider shortened his name to Andrew Clay and took the lead role in Bless Or Paula Jones - that Three men in a tub. When it was over, if there were a garbage bag I would have worn it home. However, a smattering of obedient Doe, a deer, a female deer. Some user-contributed text on this page is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. If Clay had signed a one-year deal with ABC which kept him from working with other networks. The set was a hit; the next day, 20th Century Fox offered him a film deal and entered talks with producer Joel Silver. [43] In an interview with Good Day L.A., Clay stated that, as he had not been in a movie in 12 years, "It was a thrill to do something dramatic, something I've always wanted to do. begin. Looking back, Clay's rise and fall mirrored the culture -- the end of the freewheeling, do-everything-to-excess 1980s and the beginning of the woe-is-me-I'm-gonna-stare-at-my-shoes-and-mope, politically correct 1990s. That fuckin' whore. (1988). and being funny means saying whatever you feel like saying to make Don't even breathe. His controversial act affected the number of venues that were willing to screen the film; it opened in 40 theatres nationwide on its opening day. Suck my dick and swallow slow. On The Howard Stern Show, Clay had stated that the show was edited to exclude situations where Trump treated Clay poorly based on his comic treatment of women rather than his accomplishments. He also launched a podcast, I'm Ova Hea' Now, in September 2018. Peter, Peter, pumpkin-eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her. Whether his schtick mocks or emboldens white men who really hold these views is up for debate. [56][57] Clay was in an eight-year relationship with his ex-fiance, comedian Eleanor Kerrigan. [15] In 1983, Clay added the "Diceman" moniker to his name and no longer relied on impressions of other notable figures, instead creating an alter ego based on his heroes. Lyrics to both are provided below. Selected Nursery Rhymes and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. The persona was more of a shock to his mother, but she got used to it and he recalled her laughing at his jokes. [59] In August 2021, Clay was diagnosed with Bell's palsy, though the condition was declared temporary and he continues to perform live. Along came a spider, Both with a buck and a quarter - can I just say - you're so inarticulate you make Dennis Rodman [13][15] Clay cites Elvis Presley, Fonzie, John Travolta, and Sylvester Stallone as his heroes. In the late '80s, Andrew Dice Clay was the most notorious and controversial comic in the business. There was an old lady Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater is a well known nursery rhyme in the USA and more recently in the UK. Tongued his balls not once but twice For a few years, starting in 1989, comedian Andrew Dice Clay was one of the biggest stars around. Baker's man With all the lipstick and rouge Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Andrew Dice Clay (born Andrew Clay Silverstein; September 29, 1957) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, musician and producer. you kick 'em in the ass and say get the fuck out of the country!". [12][13] Clay attended James Madison High School in Brooklyn and as a teenager worked as a drummer on the Catskill Mountains circuit in the 1970s playing bar mitzvahs and weddings under the name Clay Silvers. [14][24] Two days later, musical guest Sinad O'Connor cancelled her scheduled appearance in protest.[25][26]. 89 on the US Billboard 200. The implication of the first stanza is that Peter murdered his first wife because she tried to leave the marriage. According to Bustle, she was supposedly a prostitute. Had a wife but couldnt keep her; Madison Square Gardens to capacity on more than one occasion. even though the comedian plans to stay with his woman 'til death do they part.The Diceman filed the papers last month -- but he tells TMZ, it's Not because he wants to get away from his wife Valerie Vasquez.56-year-old Clay says, "The word 'marriage' was putting a pressure on our relationship and since we . people laugh. Later in 1998, He began appearing on the New York City-based radio show Opie and Anthony. and Richard Pryor have indeed paved the way for this kind of material, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Andrew "Dice" Clay (September 29, 1958 - ?) Had another and didnt love her; He was ahead of his time, for better or worse, though. [14] In 1982, Clay landed his first film role, appearing in Wacko. Then you'll suck my dick. 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